How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
