you have to choose: penises or morals?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
