Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
tonight lets celebrate not being married
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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