Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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