Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Randomize
