Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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