He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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