hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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