No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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