my vag is so smooth its legendary
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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