Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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