i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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