maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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