Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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