By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Acid is not a monday night drug
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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