just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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