Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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