Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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