We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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