(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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