We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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