If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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