i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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