chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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