The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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