gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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