Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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