How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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