Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Randomize
