All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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