like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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