who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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