I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i love accidental penises.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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