Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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