I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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