dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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