they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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