Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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