: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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