you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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