someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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