I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
