There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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