Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
