There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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