Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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