Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
send nudes
from the living room?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
