I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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