How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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