lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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