And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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