Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I am full of burrito and curiosity
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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