Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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