So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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