I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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